I keep burping canned chilly. Yummm!

Jeers: To Jerry Jones and the Cowboys’ organization for erecting a statue of Tom Landry, in spite of the fact they fired the legendary icon (and hastened Tom’s death, in my opinion) so many years ago. Time does not heal all wounds, and words cannot express how utterly despicable Jones is in my eyes.
— Sandra, Fort Worth

Ummm, that statue was put up years ago at the old stadium. It’s not new, they only moved it. And now Jerry Jones is a murderer? By letting Landry go his death was hastened? Really? You’re an idiot. Words cannot express how moronic, stupid, idiotic, ignorant, etc, you are in my eyes. Keep your gut covered. Seriously. That’s my tip to you.


Jeers: To the FAA for harassing American Airlines about its aircraft, namely the MD 80s. Those in service are maintained regularly. Why don’t the government and the FAA bail out AA and replace its entire jetliner fleet to fly? Then everybody can be happy.
— Levi, Richland Hills

Damn that government institution for making sure those large metal objects can safely travel 35,000 feet in the air carrying 100’s of people over mountains, oceans, neighborhoods, where if one thing goes wrong it could crash into the Earth killing everyone on board as well as 1000’s on the ground. What they heck are they thinking doing all those inspections. Darn you Obama and big government. You let us worry about our airliner safety!

Jeers: To the Fort Worth mayor and City Council for a budget that cuts jobs at the bottom instead of at the top.
— Kenneth, Colleyville

Yay!!! Stupid city council. Why don’t you all quit and not run this city. Let’s let the lawn mowers, mechanics, and sanitary technicians run the city. That’ll go over well. Kenneth, YOU DON’T EVEN LIVE IN FT. WORTH.


Jeers: To the Granbury Square restaurant that serves food with way too much salt and too much sugar in the cornbread that renders it more like cake. It spoiled a special luncheon for a special friend. Apparently mine is not the first complaint. Those with high blood pressure stay away from this one.
— Mary, Granbury

Hey, Mary – Ummm, why not try out the place before planning a luncheon for a special friend? Maybe soak up some reviews of the place? No? Just bash them cause you don’t like their food and didn’t do the research before you made reservations to hold a party there. Ok that’s cool. It’s the American way.


Jeers: To the Texas Legislature for reducing the number of credits necessary in high school for physical education and health. Well-known statistics show that exercise is vital to a healthy body and mind. Might I suggest that our Texas legislators go take a hike?
— Ann, Colleyville

Oh Ann…BAM!!! Got ‘em! You stuck it to ‘em. ‘Go take a hike…’ That’s awesome. Might I suggest that you get stabbed in the gut?