Jeers: To the petty thieves who stole a couple hundred old golf balls and the holder I made for them from beside my workshop. Jeers also to the neighbors of whoever recently set up a wire golf-ball holder supported by a black plastic table saw cabinet.
— Jap, Alvarado

I really don't know what you're talking about here with your golf balls and holders, but your name is very offensive.

Jeers: To the Star-Telegram’s sports department for not including Lake Worth’s football stats. I’ve had to listen to my husband complain about it every day.
— Minnie, Fort Worth

Seriously? Lake Worth? Do that even field a team? Watch out for the Lake Worth Monster. It'll get ya.

Jeers: To Arlington National Cemetery for allowing Ted Kennedy’s burial where so many have honorably served and died for their country. The only service Kennedy ever performed was for himself. What a disgrace!
— James, Grapevine

Wow!