Sanctimonious SOB

I've decided that I like the phrase 'Sanctimonious Son of a Bitch'. It just sounds good to me. Rolls off my tongue when I say it. (You can replace son of a bitch with piece of shit. That sounds pretty good as well.)

sanctimonious
–adjective

making a hypocritical show of religious devotion, piety, righteousness, etc.: They resented his sanctimonious comments on immorality in America. Most Christians look down, sanctimoniously at other religions.

For example: Let's say you spend 2-3 nights a week at a casino, losing money that could probably be better spent elsewhere. You find this to be ok. Yet, you feel that your daughter's decision to get a divorce is the worst sin every comitted. Let's say you also find that her being hit by her older - larger brother to be ok as well. This makes you a 'Sanctimonious Son of a Bitch'.

Happy Friday!