George Sodini walked into a LA Fitness Club on Tuesday night, turned off the lights in a "Latin Impact' exercise class and then open fired, killing 3 and wounded 9. His online diary explained his 'exit plan' and the reason behind it.

"Women just don't like me. There are 30 million desirable
women in the US (my estimate) and I cannot find one. Not one of them finds me attractive," the 48-year-old computer programmer lamented. -AP

This picture was taken from online diary which the above excerpt was taken from. Not a bad looking guy. Obviously there were some mental issues going on which most likely was the underlying reason he could never close the deal with the girls he met. Some guys just don't know how to work. I've seen some guys who should have no problems at all picking up women totally blow it as soon as they open their mouth. I've also seen guys who shouldn't be able to pull anything out of a bar take home a different girl every weekend.

This picture is also George Sodini. Why the mustache? That doesn't help matters at all. Now he just looks like a creepy old guy offering free breast exams out of the backseat of his car. Lose the the lip fur. What's with the 1990 shirt from J Crew? C'mon. You can do better than that. Just look at the other picture. Now I don't really want to kick a man while he's down, or dead in this case, but it looks like Mr. Sodini put on a few lb's since the above picture was taken. Maybe he should have gone to the gym a little more often.

The last entry he posted to his blog:

"August 3, 2009:I took off today, Monday, and tomorrow to practice my routine and make sure it is well polished. I need to work out every detail, there is only one shot. Also I need to be completely immersed into something before I can be successful. I haven't had a drink since Friday at about 2:30. Total effort needed. Tomorrow is the big day.
Unfortunately I talked to my neighbor today, who is very positive and upbeat. I need to remain focused and absorbed COMPLETELY. Last time I tried this, in January, I chickened out. Lets see how this new approach works.
Maybe soon, I will see God and Jesus. At least that is what I was told. Eternal life does NOT depend on works. If it did, we will all be in hell. Christ paid for EVERY sin, so how can I or you be judged BY GOD for a sin when the penalty was ALREADY paid. People judge but that does not matter. I was reading the Bible and The Integrity of God beginning yesterday, because soon I will see them.
I will try not to add anymore entries because this computer clicking distracts me.
Also, any of the "Practice Papers" left on my coffee table I used or the notes in my gym bag can be published freely. I will not be embarrassed, because, well, I will be dead. Some people like to study that stuff. Maybe all this will shed insight on why some people just cannot make things happen in their life, which can potentially benefit others.
Miscellaneous:
1. Probably 99% of the people who know me well don't even think I was this crazy. Told by at least 100 girls/women over the years I was a "nice guy". Not kidding.
2. Lee Ann Valdiserri had my baby in early 1991. Haven't seen her since she was about four months into it. I knew her sister, Chris, from high school.
3. Net worth slightly more than $250K, (after all debt) as of end of 2008.
4. Death Lives!"

So that's always fun.

In other fun news. Lynette 'Squeaky' Fromme will be release from prison this month. Who is this Squeaky person you speak of? You ask. Miss Fromme was/is a Manson follower, who was not involved in the Helter Skelter murders, but was arrested, convicted of, and sentenced to, 60 years in prison for an attempted assassination on then president Gerald Ford. She will be released from Ft. Worth's very own Carswell Federal facility on August 16.

I've been given the title of 'Comedy Speed Bump' at the show, which actually works out pretty well for me. It gives me the go ahead to try and say anything outlandish in order derail something. And as we all know, derailing is funny. Ecspecially when there's a group of speical kids on the train. See what I mean...

And now for a photo break: Enjoy

From the AP: Official: Pillsbury plant employee kills co-worker: Accused states the he was poked in the belly one too many times. (Ok, I made the last part up and it's the reason why I'm known as the speed bump.)

More in the news from the AP. Headline: Man allegedly abused by wife, lovers is arrested

"Four women, including the man's wife and two women alleged to be his lovers, are accused of luring the man to a hotel room in Stockbridge last Thursday before tying him up, blindfolding him and gluing his penis to his stomach. Each is charged with being party to false imprisonment, a felony, and one is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault, a misdemeanor."

Thats just not right. What happens when he tinkles? Yikes. Hope they gave him a snorkel and some eye protection.

Buying an alarm clock is like deciding to committ to a long term relationship. There has to be a lot of trust for the alarm clock. You're counting on it to wake you up day after day without fail. You demand that it stay current, loud, and obtrusive. I'm not sure where I was going with that.

Ok. Done for now. Maybe more later. Seeing as how I'm without my phone today I'll probably be writing to pass the time.